在http://underthesunz.blogspot.com/看到一篇文章，可以看看程序出问题的时候，国外的Developer会对Tester说些什么呢？

1. "That's weird..."

真奇怪……

1. "It's never done that before."

我还没做好呢。

1. "It worked yesterday."

昨天还是好好的呀。

1. "How is that possible?"

怎么可能？

1. "It must be a hardware problem."

肯定是硬件出问题了。

1. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"

你输的什么乱七八糟的让它崩溃的？

1. "There is something funky in your data."

你的数据真独特。

1. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"

最近我没动过那个模块呀。

1. "You must have the wrong version."

你肯定取错版本了。

1. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."

真是个糟糕的巧合。

1. "I can't test everything!"

我没法测到所有的地方。

1. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."

这个不是那个的原因？(不知道怎么翻)

1. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."

我做好了，但它还没有被测过。

1. "Somebody must have changed my code."

肯定有人改过我的代码了。

1. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"

你的系统杀过毒吗？

1. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?

就算它没法用，它感觉怎么样？(不知道怎么翻)

1. "You can't use that version on your system."

你不能在你的系统上用那个版本。

1. "Why do you want to do it that way?"

你为什么要那样做呢？

1. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

程序出问题的时候你在哪？

1. "It works on my machine"

在我的机器上是对的呀。

第1，7，12，18就是我经常说的，呵呵，看来国内国外的developer都差不多：）

PS，我的E文不太好，所以翻错的地方，还请大家指正。